Tuesday, December 9, 2008

SkuLLs So 2oo5

ShES PReTTY aS HeLL OkaY
BUT YuP TheRES a BuT....
NOT THESE LEGGINGS
WhY iS She DReSSeD LiKe SheS iN
HiGh ScHoOL LiKe 4REaL
SKULL LEGGINGS
GeT OuT of HeRE CM
ShE LoOKs CuTE FroM HeR WaisTe uP LoL :o)

WeaVe iT....

T.I HaS MoNeY OkAY So
WHY?????
DoEs HiS BM'S WEaVE LoOK LiKe THiS
i aM VeRY CoNFusED
O-M-GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
TheSE PPL MaKe Me So FusTRaTeD
LiKe GeT Ya SH*T TogeTHeR
LiKe T.I SAYs LoL
ThaSS ToO BaD THo

5 MiNuTeS oVeR....

HeR FeET HurT LoL.....
CaN We SaY HoT MeSS
JusT uGH iDk ....

mY FaV!!

ThiS iS mY aBSoLuTe FaVoRiTe WhiTe GirL
Ya'LL CaN HaTe oN B DoGG aLL i Want
BuT ThaSS mY B*TcH
ShE JusT DonT GiVe a FK
ShE ShoWS eVeRYoNe ThaT TheSE CeLeBriTieS
ArE So HuMaN TheY GoT JusT aS MucH ProBLeMs
aS We HaVE..........
TheY NeED NoT To Be PuT oN a HiGh HoRsE aT aLL....
BuT CirCuS B'S NeW aLBuM iS mY SH*T
TEaM BriT!!!!!

MaN!!!

NoW ShE MaY NOT Be ThE FiNesT
oR ThE SKiNNiesT oR ThiCkesT
BuT RiHaNnA iS ThE BaDDesT
NoW SHe iS a BoNaFieD
*BaDD BiTcH OkaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
BuT ShE Do Be LowKeY GeTTinG oN mY NeRVeS
SOMETIMES HeR SwaGg iS JusT ToO mUcH LoL
ShE OD'S(oVeR Does) oN ThE SWaGg..

A JOKE!

ThE HiLLs PiSSeS Me ThE Fk oFF
FirsT oFF WhY iS TheRe NoThinG BuT WHiTe PpL oN ThiS ShoW?
iF U EVER BeEN iN L.A iTs NoThinG BuT MiNoRiTiEs
i HaTe HaTe HaTE ThE WaY TheY PoTraY LoS aNgeLeS
SeConD oFF LC iS So aNNoYinG
She NeEDs To GeT a MaN CuZ SheS aLwaYs HaTiN oN HeR HoMeGirLs.
AuDriNa ShouLDnT HaVE aPoLoGiZeD To HeR aBouT ThEM JusTiN BoBbY RuMoRs
B*TcHeS ArE SCANDeLoUs TheSE DaYs i WouLDa aSkeD HeR aSS ToO
AnD LC SeEMs LiKe a SNeaKY ChicK ThaTLL Do SoMeTHinG LiKe ThaT
LaUreN WaS aLL BUTTHURT LIKE ALWAY
*TeaR TeaR* BuiLD a BriDGe AnD GET OVER iT
She SWeaRS SheS a PeRFecT Friend ShES iN LoS SCanDeLouS ShE NeEDS To
ADAPT ThiS AinT LaGuNa HiLLs U GoTTa
ROLL WITH The PuNcHeS.
i LiKe AuDRiNa SheS a BADD OnE ShE KnoWs WhaTz Up.
LC HaTiN oN HeR AnD JB BuT LiKe i WisH ShE WouLD WorK ON GeTTiN a MaN
CuZ ShES BiTTeR aS Fk WheN iT CoMeS To ReLaTioNsHiPs
SheS ALWAYS GoT SoMeTHinG To SaY
BuT ShE CanT KeEP a MaN.
TheSe FeMaLeS ArE GROWN U GoTTa LeT TheM Do WHaT TheY GoTTa Do
POINT BLANK PERIOD
TheY aLL LiVe iN a FaNTasY WorLD AnYWaY
i WouLD LOVE To wELcoMe ThEM To ThE REaL WorLD
AnD WheN DiD LO BeCome SucH a B*TcH?
TheY aLL JusT OuTTa ConTroL
iM DoNe.......

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

NaPpY CurLs


JaY Z WHAT THE Fk MAN


HoW DaRe YoU Go OuT iN PuBLiC

WiTH ThE aLMighTY BEYONce


WiTH ThE DaMn NAPCURLs

BrinG eM OuT BrinG eM OuT


ThE HoEs WaS OuT ThiS NigHt

aLmIgHT BeYonCe....




SheS DeFiNiTeLY HuMaN

GoT ArMPiT HaIr AnD aLL
WheRe'S SoLanGe WheN U NeED ThaT TricK ?

CheETaH GirLs MoM


WTF MaN WhO LoOKs iN

ThE MiRRoR AnD THINKS

ThiS iS OkaY?

mY PurPosE

i aM YoUr WorsT NiGhTmaRe iF...



YoU ArE a CeLeBriTY

CaugHT iN PuBLiC a MeSS!!!!



DreSS WiSeLY :o)



ThinK oF ThiS aS a

BURN BLOG!!!!



oH AnD oTHeR RanDoM

ShiT LiKe.....