A JOKE!

ThE HiLLs PiSSeS Me ThE Fk oFF

FirsT oFF WhY iS TheRe NoThinG BuT WHiTe PpL oN ThiS ShoW?

iF U EVER BeEN iN L.A iTs NoThinG BuT MiNoRiTiEs

i HaTe HaTe HaTE ThE WaY TheY PoTraY LoS aNgeLeS

SeConD oFF LC iS So aNNoYinG

She NeEDs To GeT a MaN CuZ SheS aLwaYs HaTiN oN HeR HoMeGirLs.

AuDriNa ShouLDnT HaVE aPoLoGiZeD To HeR aBouT ThEM JusTiN BoBbY RuMoRs

B*TcHeS ArE SCANDeLoUs TheSE DaYs i WouLDa aSkeD HeR aSS ToO

AnD LC SeEMs LiKe a SNeaKY ChicK ThaTLL Do SoMeTHinG LiKe ThaT

LaUreN WaS aLL BUTTHURT LIKE ALWAY

*TeaR TeaR* BuiLD a BriDGe AnD GET OVER iT

She SWeaRS SheS a PeRFecT Friend ShES iN LoS SCanDeLouS ShE NeEDS To

ADAPT ThiS AinT LaGuNa HiLLs U GoTTa

ROLL WITH The PuNcHeS.

i LiKe AuDRiNa SheS a BADD OnE ShE KnoWs WhaTz Up.

LC HaTiN oN HeR AnD JB BuT LiKe i WisH ShE WouLD WorK ON GeTTiN a MaN

CuZ ShES BiTTeR aS Fk WheN iT CoMeS To ReLaTioNsHiPs

SheS ALWAYS GoT SoMeTHinG To SaY

BuT ShE CanT KeEP a MaN.

TheSe FeMaLeS ArE GROWN U GoTTa LeT TheM Do WHaT TheY GoTTa Do

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TheY aLL LiVe iN a FaNTasY WorLD AnYWaY

i WouLD LOVE To wELcoMe ThEM To ThE REaL WorLD

AnD WheN DiD LO BeCome SucH a B*TcH?

TheY aLL JusT OuTTa ConTroL

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